I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
