I am puke
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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