go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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