Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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