Yo dont text me then not text me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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