I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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