What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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