Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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