So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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