Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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