so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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