Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My breasts were aching with rage.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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