I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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