also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
