May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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