she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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