I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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