We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
