Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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