what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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