I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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