we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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