i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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