Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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