I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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