I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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