he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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