I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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