I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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