I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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