You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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