wat bout pragnant strippers??
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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