they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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