are you still at the devil's house?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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