He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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