i barfeds in our rink
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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