No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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