shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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