yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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