I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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