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I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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