im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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