fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We got so high we made milksteak
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
MIDGETS
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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