i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Randomize
