Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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