Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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