I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
