So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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