It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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