I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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