Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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