We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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