I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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