he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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