North Korea, Best Korea!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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