now i know why i became what i already was.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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