I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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